Who has time?

I had a cart full of diapers, kid gear, cleaning supplies and other such excitement at Target last night and had to laugh when I handed over my driver's license so I could get my sinus meds. Do I look like I have time to cook meth?? I barely cook dinner. Along those same lines, I killed every plant I bought this summer so clearly we are not growing pot here either. I'm not saying the income wouldn't be nice, but how much can you spend at Target anyway?